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Did you just FART?

Nightstale wrote on 10/22/2006 6:06:14 PM :

Tired of farting and blaming others? Are your farts so stinky that you just can't accept responsibility?

Tell us your best fart story...make us laugh at others misfortunes!

mike6x5 wrote on 10/22/2006 6:08:47 PM :

I don't think you truly know somebody until you can rip one while they're around! LOL

Nightstale wrote on 10/22/2006 6:10:22 PM :

How true!!! You just let it bubble up inside and HURT until you can sneak away and release the AHHHHHHH fart!!! Then hope they can't smell it!

RockinUKRon wrote on 10/23/2006 5:19:05 AM :

OMW...Who told you? I made Canadian style home made beans with molasses and pork for the Brits for tea last night...and I've been sharing the aroma with them ever since! Whistling [whistling]

But for all the best "Stories of Flatulance" I reckon Wuddles the man to tell them, so I'll leave him at it. Cheers

willie c wuddle wrote on 10/23/2006 6:40:13 AM :

Some rip roaring stories are best left untold, Ronnie, old chap. I'm thinking of writing a book called "How to heat your house off a case of beans". I hope it becomes a best smeller, oops, I mean, best seller.

BlinkeredKitten wrote on 10/23/2006 8:32:52 AM :

I'd buy your book, Willie! With your sense of humor, it's sure to be a real gas! Big Smile [:D]

mike6x5 wrote on 10/23/2006 8:57:57 AM :

Willie, you're one fart smeller.

Oops...I mean, smart feller!

willie c wuddle wrote on 10/23/2006 11:04:45 AM :

I'm a proud member of A.P.G.F.T.M. (Asses Producing Gasses For The Masses).