Did she mean in bed, or in the park, or did you bring the bed to the park????? That is a bicycle trail not a bed trail, dammit.Oops.......I better not get stories going about parks.
Now, in defense of men, we men may come out worse because of differences that skew the statistics. More men drive, and those that do cover more miles than the average woman, so they simply have more opportunities to crash. Smash,Bang, Boom, Wham, Rest...!