A recent survey revealed that 9% of all traffic accidents were caused by drunk drivers. That means that 91% of all traffic accidents were caused by sober drivers. If everybody was to drink and drive maybe we'd have fewer accidents.

This message brought to by DDASM...........Drunk Drivers Against Sober Mothers.

Got to love that line of reasoning Willie.
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw recently.
"If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!"
Anon.

...if that's true then alcohol should be standard issue.