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give me strength!

oneandonly wrote on 2/26/2006 12:21:18 PM :

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
   large,raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the

   first man prayed, "God, please give     me the strength to cross the river.
 
  Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
  swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.


After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
 
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
SoulsBreath wrote on 2/26/2006 12:36:29 PM :
Wave Towel [towel]laughing [laughing]
juju wrote on 2/26/2006 3:11:29 PM :
cool [cool] that is so funny. Where do you come up with this stuff.Wave [wave]
oneandonly wrote on 2/26/2006 5:28:21 PM :
i thought it was pretty cute.i will have to admit though that my male ego did take a bit of offense ,but all in the name of good fun.silly [silly]silly [silly]silly [silly]