Does anybody remember the Tv show jackass??? The only thing I thought when this piece of crap aired was , finally a show named after its target audience.
So anyway, the other day one of my friends (who is no longer my friend because I upper-cut his head off-Mortal Kombat style) came up to me and said "Hey, wasn't that Tv show Jackass great?" NO! What the hell is wrong with people?
I think MTV sux because it makes millions of dollars for what? For having some guy marinate himself in pig *** and running around harassing people? Turn it off. Who the hell cares, really? What people don't realize is that they're not watching jackass; they are the jackass.
MTV is not funny. It's not cutting-edge, original or interesting. It's not rebellious or anti-censorship. What it is: ***. Plain and simple. They might as well have some guy taking a dump on TV for 24 hours a day. Hell, I'd watch that. At least then I'm not being fooled into thinking I'm watching anything more.
I have a great idea for a new MTV show. It's called "Dumbass." The premise is simple. I'd go door-to-door where people are watching MTV and I'd just sit there and record the glazed-over expressions on their faces. Then I'd market it to all you dumbass "EXTREME SPORTS" idiots and make millions. Man, I hate dumb people.
willie c wuddle wrote:Sign me up. I'd rather be a dumbass than a jackass, altouugh I've been called both. Put Johnny Knoxeville waiting tables where he belongs. Oops, did I say this? It must be the beer talking.
Sorry........No offence was mean't to anybody who waits on tables.
Now can I have my dinner?