Guy: Honey, will you marry me?
Girl: Oh yes! I've already bought my dress!
Guy: Was it expensive?
Girl: Nope! $10 at the local supermarket!
Speaking of cheap people ....
Can you just imagine?!
Convenient when someone starts to cry - she won't have to reach into her bra to find a kleenex!
Some of them look like there is a Bounty on them.
I once heard the rumour that some women wore those dresses on Star Trek to attract the Klingons.