I just had to do a little digging on this. I found the email in my junk, along w/ several others, and had to reply (the user name is changed so I don't get slammed w/ more spam) but the content is all original. Enjoy:
damien: wow, isn't this exciting?
damien: lmao
susanmathis47: hey whatsup
damien: the price of gas for one!
susanmathis47: what is your name? my name is Susan
damien: damien thorn from thorn industries
damien: awww, you left, how sad
damien: my feeling is hurt, and I've only one left!
susanmathis47: hey whatsup
damien: lol, same thing, price of gas
susanmathis47: what is your name? my name is Susan
damien: same as before, damien thorn
damien: could it beeeee SATAN?
susanmathis47: im 29 and live in Arizona
damien: I'm 30,000,000 an live in purgatory
susanmathis47: nice to meet you hon
damien: I'm sure, wanna see my horns
susanmathis47: i feel a little horney today, do you want to mess around?
damien: I can't, gotta recruit some new sinners myself!
susanmathis47: thats nice, i think your very hot yourself
damien: I'll bet
susanmathis47: about to go on cam but it dosent work with yahoo, do you want to see me?
damien: no, I have to burn and torture some souls first, then maybe, in about ten thousand years I can.
damien: bye
susanmathis47: I have a profile with my webcam their