This post is the wrong place, but I am too old to get permission for the adult section so, I am putting here, in hopes that the Administration staff will notice and move it after.
Now listen ladies, this may be a bitter pill for many of you to swallow, and I know I'm going to offend many of you, but what the hell is new.
So go ahead, read this post so that in the future you will "not" make the same mistake because this is what men really think, well maybe not all men...
Now this is not for the refined or robust curvy delicious females
this for all you fat and disgusting b!tches.
Cover up!
So I was sitting there the other day enjoying a delicious salad
with a creamy spinach soup when along comes this walrus of a woman wearing
a midriff t-shirt, and a mini skirt exposing her flabby disgusting
lard-filled gut as she lumbered along. I stood up so I could get a clear
shot of her because I was about to barf up my lunch, when I suddenly
realized that I was surrounded by nasty fat chicks with giant saggy stretchmarked guts.
GROSS.
But not less than four years ago, I was going into the bank, and as I
proceeded to exit the bank, this o'beast, obese of a woman slammed into me with a force so
powerful that the bank machine receeded into wall. She weighed
approxmately: 400lbs give or take 20lbs and was maybe 5'8" tall. Now, I know it was hot and
all, but here's the clencher: she had on an ALTER TOP WITH DAISY DUKES!!! I was in complete and utter SHOCK.![shock [shock]](/emoticons/new_shocked.gif)
Every time I see one of these larda$$ women parading around in some skimpy
outfit, it makes me impotent for weeks. I don't get it. Is it part of that
whole "acceptance" thing? That stupid mentality that we're all beautiful
and that having a HUGE flabby gut is cute? Trust me, your gut (and it is a gut, not a
"tummy") is not as sexy as you think. It's nauseating. If you don't have
the body for it, then why wear a tiny midriff t-shirt that accentuates your
bulbous lard sack?
I know it's the trendy thing to go around dressed like Jessica Simpson
because you're a mindless media drones with no opinions or personalities.
I know that you all watch America's Next Top Model and
you have "if you've got it, flaunt it" chiseled into your minds (and I use the word "minds"
loosely here because using this word implies that you have some mental
capacity). Quit buying this *** that should be worn by a five year old.
Heads-up...You're not Jessica Simpson. You're not hot. You're not popular.
Nobody cares about your stupid new shirt and it doesn't matter how much you
spend on your clothes because you're always going to be the same old boring you,
who listens to the same music everyone
else listens to because you're insecure and don't have opinions.
Just because looking like trash will help you get laid doesn't mean that
you're any less of a vile pig. Cover up that FAT. Get some decency. Being able to
get laid doesn't mean that you're attractive, and it doesn't mean you
should go around showcasing your fat a s s to people either. There's always
someone as horny as you are ugly. Take the hint: they don't make tube tops
in extra-large because fat people shouldn't wear them.
COVER UP OR LOSE THE FAT GUT!!!
OR 
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."