You wanna meet women???
Idea #1=Take up bowling, go to church, and/or do volunteer work for a couple of hours a week.
Idea #2=Take a small dog for walks around your neighbourhood or nearby park.
Idea #3=Grab a shopping cart, put a few items in it, then push it around the super market with a stupid look on your face. Ask stupid questions and be sure you tell people you don't cook very good.
Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.
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