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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Are you an astronaut?  Cause those legs/pants/etc, is out of this world!

Frankly, I wouldn't suggest any of these unless you like pain.

 

Your name must be Grace, 'cause you sure are amazing! (groan)

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see.

I was just thinking about what beautiful children we'd have! (Risky ... but it's been used!)

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Is there a mirror on your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your jeans!

Your name must be Santa Clause, 'cause you fill stockings REAL well! (The guy may have been suicidal ... who knows?!)

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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'"
– Maya Angelou

From a old country song..

 

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold       " it " against me?

Its a good lead in in asking a girl to Waltz.

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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
- Albert Einstein -

"I'm not just after your body, I love you for your head, too."

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Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.
Three out of five cats love Mousehead Beer.

They broke the mold when they made you cause you are perfect...gosh I hate that. And by far I think women have the cheeseiest lines. Yup! I heard that from a woman.

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Together we stand, Divided we fall.

I think the all time over used is hey baby, do you come here often. I mean its a classic.

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Paladin wrote:

From a old country song..

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold " it " against me?

Its a good lead in in asking a girl to Waltz.

Hahahahahahaha..I've had this one said to me many times....do guys really think the women like it??

Starry wrote:

Paladin wrote:

From a old country song..

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold " it " against me?

Its a good lead in in asking a girl to Waltz.

Hahahahahahaha..I've had this one said to me many times....do guys really think the women like it??

Its a simple line Starry, not really offensive. An ice breaker.

And it does work more times than not.

If a woman smiles and still says no , fine, but if they give me that stuned a$$ offended look, I reply with that old line from Confederate Railroad..

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

 

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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
- Albert Einstein -

Which confirms my long-time belief that there really IS a country song for every situation, LOL!!

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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'"
– Maya Angelou

BlinkeredKitten wrote:

Which confirms my long-time belief that there really IS a country song for every situation, LOL!!

Yes there is and I know most of them, which is kinda strange scince I'm more into Classic Rock n' Roll. 

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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
- Albert Einstein -

I like that old-time rock an' roll too.

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"Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: 'I'm with you kid. Let's go.'"
– Maya Angelou

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

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