Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, 'Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!'
His mother asks... 'What did you call it?'
'It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!'
And so it does...
' A f r i c a n Elephant '
Hooked on phonics!
Ain't it wonderful!
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