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Latest results indicate that women actually like those corny, dumb, funny  pickup lines.

Humor has a positive effect for that first impression.

 

 

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I was just checking these over for this Saturday night....

Then there's:

Are your feet tired ?

Well they should be, you've been running through my mind all day.

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Plus:

You're under arrest.

For stealing my heart.

 

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or for those that like life on the edge, :

 

You're under arrest for stealing my heart.

Can I search you while we dance?

 

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Paladin wrote:

I was just checking these over for this Saturday night....

Then there's:

Are your feet tired ?

Well they should be, you've been running through my mind all day.

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Plus:

You're under arrest.

For stealing my heart.

 

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or for those that like life on the edge, :

 

You're under arrest for stealing my heart.

Can I search you while we dance?

 

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Oh no no no...............geez....nothing worse than a guy who sounds insincere....if some little cutie pie catches your eye on Saturday night  just ask her to dance like a gentleman and be your charming self.....none of those lame pick up lines........

Seems a darn shame that the fairer gender can't all agree on what each and everyone of them should want to hear, and be treated like. It's like they actually want to be  **gasp** individuals or something.

If you want to use a line and you feel it is appropriate do so, worse comes to worse and she takes offence you still chipped at the ice and you can follow up with "I'm sorry, I haven't done this in a while and I am a little nervous."

Use small talk, draw her out, find out what she likes and talk about that. Probably stay away from politics, religion, and money unless you get a very clear go ahead from her on any of those and even then find the points you agree with each other on and go from there.

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Paladin wrote:

I will also be making an official report with the Police.That was a Threat.Be prepared for the consequences.

Unless you're mega rich.  Then you can start out any conversation with a casual "I have so much money I can't put it all in my private jet, so I've dedicated a whole room at my palace and converted it to a vault!  So, what's your name?"

Ha hah a ha

 

Needless to say, I haven't used that line for at least a couple of years.

Don't ever use the line "You're a spittin' image of your mother......Ptooey." unless you are suicidal.

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Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.

I'll never forget watching tv one night with Mrs W. There used to be either a Pamper's or Huggie's commercial with a toy giraffe showing how tough the diapers were. I made the comment saying "I have a giraffe in my pants". Being the quick witted one in our relationship she replied "Well, where's it's neck?" I almost keeled over.

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Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.

Nice pants, they'd look great on my carpet

 

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~~Cuz' Love is what matters;after all~~

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.

Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Why do you always spell so sweet?
women: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman:  want you to go away!

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willie c wuddle wrote:

"I'm not just after your body, I love you for your head, too."

 loooooooooooooool thats good, nah thats great

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Together we stand, Divided we fall.

More Redneck pickup lines....

 

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?"

 "I may not be the best looking buy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

 "I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there."

"What's your name? Where are you from? Do you plan on giving me some?"

"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib."

Ask her: "What do you like on your pizza?"
Nod at whatever she says and then say,
"What kind of man do you like on you?"

 

 

Comeons and comebacks....for girls...

For:"I would go to the end of the world for you."

       "Yes, but would you stay there?"

 

For :"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"

        "Yeah, but this time don't stop!"