Willie The Wrapper
Wee Willie Wuddle,
Made a batch of brew.
He made it out of coffee,
Just to try out something new.
He made it fairly strong.
Of this I can assure you.
He got really poopeyed,
After just a bottle or two.
He turned into Willie the Wrapper,
Sometime approximately midnight.
But he did show a little bit of talent,
For a drunken rapper who is white.
Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.
The problem with North America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?