BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!"
>Let's see if I understand
>how the world works lately...
>If a man cuts his finger off
>while slicing salami at work,
>
>he blames the restaurant.
>If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
>
>your family blames the tobacco company.
>If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the
>bartender.
>If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
>
>you blame television.
>If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
>
>you blame the gun manufacturer.
>And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot
>at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
>crazed deceased blames the airline.
>I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
>
>
>
>So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this
>computer,
>
>I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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