Have you heard about a float in a boat?
With Willy Wuddle and Ron the old goat.
We was heading up ole Lake Petticodiac,
Drinkin our brews and startin to yack.
We were just leaving Mr Aleer's dock,
And Ronnie took a whif of my sock.
He say's "You're gonna drive me to drinkin,
If those damn socks don't stop stinkin."
Well, we took to sippin on another case of brew,
At the time it just seemed like the right thing to do.
We're not really sure at the time what we were thinkin,
But holy shit my old socks were really stinkin.
Well Ronnie just couldn't take it too much more,
He searched the neighbourhood and took every oar.
The look on his face said things were'nt very good.
He was trying to row the boat just as fast as he could.
Well, he rowed to the shore just as fast as he could,
And I thought that taking a pee inside might be good.
To make a long story short later I got to thinkin.
Rhonda hated us always "Boating And Drinking".
A poem based on Sept 23 1995.........And early Sept 24 1995.
Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.
Three out of five cats love Mousehead Beer.