I've been cutting my own hair for about 4 years now. I let it grow then, bzzzzzzz, off it comes. My old shaver died so I broke down and bought a new $9.99 special. It worked for about 15 minutes then stopped cutting. With my mutilated mop I was off to the barber shop. I met a neighbour who had a new $9.99 shaver he wanted to trade so I went for the deal. It lasted 5 minutes then stopped cutting. I was off to the barber shop with my messed and munched up mutilated mop again. We crossed paths and he offered to loan me his personal expensive shaver. It cut good for about 5 minutes then started cutting my hair about 10 strands at a time. By the look of the mop in the mirror I'd say I was having a hair raising experience. I decided to tilt the shaver about 10 degrees and, wonder of wonders, the hair was coming off faster than Marie Antoinette's head. I guess I didn't realize what a difference a small adjustment can make. There are electric shavers all over my bathroom and I promise myself this is the last time I ever cut my own hair sober again.
Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.