Notme is missing.

We looked all over for him. Somebody said they saw him with a blonde in a sleazy motel.

Some say he was killed in a fire during his 85th birthday party.

We visited his great uncle, Bagstone, to ask where he could be.

No luck was had so we checked with a girl he went to school with.

She kicked us out and called the cops. We even checked out the local chapter of the Clue Clucks Bagclan.

They didn't see him but heard there was an immigrant hit squad hired by the government to assassinate him.

If anyone sees or hears from him please get him to contact The City Of Moncton with regards to the picnic table and city employee he forgot to return last summer.

Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.
Where is WWJD?