1/2 cup light mayonnaise
2 tablespoons cider vinegar
2 teaspoons sugar
Coarse salt and ground pepper
1/2 head green cabbage (1 1/2 pounds), cut lengthwise into thirds and thinly sliced crosswise
2 medium carrots, sliced with a julienne peeler or a vegetable peeler
2 medium scallions, minced
In a medium bowl, combine mayonnaise, vinegar, and sugar; season with salt and pepper. Add cabbage, carrots, and scallions; mix to combine. Let stand at least 15 minutes at room temperature to soften cabbage, or cover and refrigerate up to 1 day. Yum!
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