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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Are you an astronaut?  Cause those legs/pants/etc, is out of this world!

Frankly, I wouldn't suggest any of these unless you like pain.

 

Your name must be Grace, 'cause you sure are amazing! (groan)

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see.

I was just thinking about what beautiful children we'd have! (Risky ... but it's been used!)

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Is there a mirror on your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your jeans!

Your name must be Santa Clause, 'cause you fill stockings REAL well! (The guy may have been suicidal ... who knows?!)

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From a old country song..

 

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold       " it " against me?

Its a good lead in in asking a girl to Waltz.

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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
- Albert Einstein -

"I'm not just after your body, I love you for your head, too."

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Remember yesterday, respect tomorrow, live for today.

The problem with North America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

They broke the mold when they made you cause you are perfect...gosh I hate that. And by far I think women have the cheeseiest lines. Yup! I heard that from a woman.

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Together we stand, Divided we fall.

I think the all time over used is hey baby, do you come here often. I mean its a classic.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Paladin wrote:

From a old country song..

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold " it " against me?

Its a good lead in in asking a girl to Waltz.

Hahahahahahaha..I've had this one said to me many times....do guys really think the women like it??

Starry wrote:

Paladin wrote:

From a old country song..

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold " it " against me?

Its a good lead in in asking a girl to Waltz.

Hahahahahahaha..I've had this one said to me many times....do guys really think the women like it??

Its a simple line Starry, not really offensive. An ice breaker.

And it does work more times than not.

If a woman smiles and still says no , fine, but if they give me that stuned a$$ offended look, I reply with that old line from Confederate Railroad..

Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

 

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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
- Albert Einstein -

Which confirms my long-time belief that there really IS a country song for every situation, LOL!!

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BlinkeredKitten wrote:

Which confirms my long-time belief that there really IS a country song for every situation, LOL!!

Yes there is and I know most of them, which is kinda strange scince I'm more into Classic Rock n' Roll. 

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I like that old-time rock an' roll too.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

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