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Invitation to Russia

Last post 12-23-2007, 6:19 PM by Paladin. 1 replies.
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  •  12-23-2007, 2:01 PM

    Invitation to Russia

    Greetings from Alexander, Saint-Petersburg, Russia!

    I’m very fond of travelling, keen on tourism and studying history of my native province.

    This year I developed a new route from St.-Petersburg to Moscow included visiting ancient Russian cities, making stops at picturesque locations on the banks of rivers and lakes with crystally clean water and full of fish, walking in the beautiful forests, rich of various berries and mushrooms.  

    Resting at the village compounds, I became acquainted with the life and home of Russian peasants, enjoyed dishes made exclusively of natural village products.  I admired Russian nature’s beauty untouched by civilization.

    Are you interested in my story? So, I invite you to participate in this trip. Write to, I will respond to all your questions in details, take into account all of your wishes,  develop personal route for you!

    You have an unique opportunity to get acquainted with the historical and cultural heritage of ancient Russia  and modern metropolitan life.

    I guarantee this trip will take you to the tonnes of pleasure, you’ll discover a lot about Russia’s life.

    Contacts:

    e-mail:   tourismrus@yahoo.com

    icq:  451771115

    Best regards,

    Alexander

  •  12-23-2007, 6:19 PM

    Thanks but no thanks

    Gee, now that would be a trip.
    Does it include a stop in the Katyn Forrest?
    I have relatives in those mass graves.
    Talk about having a bone or two or three or more to pick with Vlad..


    I hear Gary Kasperov  is releasing a new version of that old Boney M classic...


    RA RA Vlad Putin


    There lived a evil man in Russia long ago
    He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
    Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
    But to Moscow dicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstacy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Pinheads would desire

    RA RA Vlad Putin
    Madman in the Kremalin
    There was a cat that really was gone
    RA RA Vlad Putin
    Russia's latest " Crock "machine
    It was a shame how he carried on

    He ruled the Russian land and thought himself the czar
    But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
    In all affairs of state he was the man to please
    But he was real great when he had someone to squeeze
    For the dumb he was a wheeler dealer
    Though they'd heard the things he'd done
    They believed he was a holy healer
    Who would heal  Mother Russia

    (Spoken:)
    But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
    for power became known to more and more people,
    the demands to do something about this outrageous
    man became louder and louder.

    "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
    But the pinheads begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
    No doubt this Vlad Putin had lots of hidden charms
    Though he was a brute and they  fell into his arms
    Then one night some men with understanding
    Set a trap, they're not to blame
    "Come to visit us" they kept demanding
    And he really came

    RA RA Vlad Putin
    Madman in the Kremalin
    They put some poison into his wine
    RA RA Vlad Putin
    Russia's latest death machine
    He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

    RA RA Vlad Putin
    Madman in the Kremalin
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head
    RA RA Vlad Putin
    Russia's latest death machine
    And so they shot him till he was dead


    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh those Russians...


    Do svidanja


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