aprilwine wrote:LOL at your bike, Willi!
BTW, heifers come with horns four shore. Zymry, your wife is right. A lot of farmers burn them off with an electric tool, so there won't be knobs showing. I've done this many times when I farmed.
Oh I have long since accepted the fact that she is actually right. I usually throw it into statements amongst her and a few select friends when either 1) I know I am wrong ,or appear to be wrong, but I am not changing my side despite a preponderance of the evidence. 2) In situations where "farm folk knowledge" trumps "book learning" or commonly held precepts by city folks.
It's almost always used in jest now too.. ie "yeah right and cows have horns"

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me