- I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn’t bother to get out of bed.
- I had to take my cat to the dentist.
- I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
- I saw that you weren’t in the office, so I went out looking for you.
- I couldn’t find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.
- My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.
- I ran over a goat.
- I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
- A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.
- I wet my pants and went home to change.
"Every dog is a lion at home" - Italian proverb
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50 Years of Space Age