7> “They’re always running behind schedule at job interviews.”
6> “Because I’m the boss.”
5> “I had the turkey and fell asleep at Denny’s.”
4> “It takes time to down three martinis.”
3> “You don’t expect me to eat my coworkers raw, do you?”
2> “Your wife demanded foreplay.”
and the Number 1 Best Excuse for Taking a Long Lunch…
1> “I’m getting myself into shape: round.”
from: littlefivers.com
"Every dog is a lion at home" - Italian proverb
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