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Speeding Ticket

Last post 04-30-2007, 5:02 AM by sweetcyn. 0 replies.
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  •  04-30-2007, 5:02 AM

    Speeding Ticket

    Speeding Ticket

    Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73
    in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get
    caught so often?
    When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but
    only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic
    hazard. Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a
    mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand.

    Bob? Bob from Church? Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This
    was worse than the coming ticket. A cop catching a guy from his
    own church. A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home
    after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf
    with tomorrow.

    Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a
    man he'd never seen in uniform.

    "Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this."

    "Hello, Jack." No smile.

    "Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife and
    kids."

    "Yeah, I guess." Bob seemed uncertain. Good.
    "I've seen some long days at the office lately. I'm afraid I bent
    the rules a bit -just this once."

    Jack toed at a pebble on the pavement. "Diane said something about
    roast beef and potatoes tonight Know what I mean?" "I know what
    you mean. I also know that you have a reputation in our precinct
    ." Ouch. This was not going in the right direction. Time to change
    tactics.

    "What'd you clock me at?"

    "Seventy. Would you sit back in your car please?"

    "Now wait a minute here, Bob. I checked as soon as saw you. I was
    barely nudging 65." The lie seemed to come easier with every
    ticket.

    "Please, Jack, in the car"

    Flustered, Jack hunched himself through the still-open door.
    Slamming it shut, he stared at the dashboard. He was in no rush to
    open the window.

    The minutes ticked by. Bob scribbled away on the pad.

    Why hadn't he asked for a driver's license?

    Whatever the reason, it would be a month of Sundays before Jack
    ever sat near this cop again. A tap on the door jerked his head to
    the left. There was Bob, a folded paper in hand Jack rolled down
    the window a mere two inches, just enough room for Bob to pass him
    the slip.
    "Thanks." Jack could not quite keep the sneer out of his voice.

    Bob returned to his police car without a word. Jack watched his
    retreat in the mirror. Jack unfolded the sheet of paper. How much
    was this one going to cost?

    Wait a minute. What was this? Some kind of joke?

    Certainly not a ticket. Jack began to read:

    "Dear Jack, Once upon a time I had a daughter. She was six when
    killed by a car. You guessed it- a speeding driver. A fine and
    three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his
    daughters, all three of them. I only had one, and I'm going to
    have to wait until Heaven before I can ever hug her again.

    A thousand times I've tried to forgive that man. A thousand times
    I thought I had. Maybe I did, but I need to do it again. Even now.
    Pray for me. And be careful, Jack, my son is all I have left."

    "Bob"

    Jack turned around in time to see Bob's car pull away and head
    down the road. Jack watched until it disappeared. A full 15
    minutes later, he too, pulled away and drove slowly home, praying
    for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids when he
    arrived.

    Life is precious Handle with care. This is an important message;
    please pass it along to your friends. Drive safely and carefully.
    Remember, cars are not the only things recalled by their maker.

    Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they
    spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages
    regarding the sanctity of life, people think twice about sharing.

    "I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our
    wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

    It's my life and I love it!!

 

 

 

 

 

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