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Quotes by Anonymous

I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

~ Anonymous


We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.

~ Anonymous


Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

~ Anonymous


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

~ Anonymous


Love is an evil trick that nature plays on people to get them to breed.

~ Anonymous


Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

~ Anonymous


Trying to describe an orgasm is like trying to describe being in love ??? you can't do it yet you know exactly what it feels like.

~ Anonymous


Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

~ Anonymous


The one who throws the stone forgets; the one who is hit remembers forever.

~ Anonymous


If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.

~ Anonymous


An erection is like the Theory of Relativity ??? the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

~ Anonymous


Behind every person that climbs the ladder of success, there are dozens waiting for the elevator.

~ Anonymous


The road to success is always under contruction.

~ Anonymous


Commitment: Is a line you cross...it's the difference between wishing and doing.

~ Anonymous


You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

~ Anonymous


The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

~ Anonymous


If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

~ Anonymous


I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

~ Anonymous


I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

~ Anonymous


God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

~ Anonymous


The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.

~ Anonymous


I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

~ Anonymous

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