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Quotes by George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

~ George Carlin


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

~ George Carlin


Electricity is really just organized lightning.

~ George Carlin


In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.

~ George Carlin


The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

~ George Carlin


Electricity is really just organized lightning.

~ George Carlin


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

~ George Carlin


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

~ George Carlin


Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

~ George Carlin


In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.

~ George Carlin


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

~ George Carlin


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

~ George Carlin


I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

~ George Carlin


Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

~ George Carlin


In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.

~ George Carlin


Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

~ George Carlin


Electricity is really just organized lightning.

~ George Carlin


The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

~ George Carlin


The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

~ George Carlin


May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

~ George Carlin

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