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Quotes by Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

~ Henny Youngman


What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

~ Henny Youngman


I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

~ Henny Youngman


When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

~ Henny Youngman


When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

~ Henny Youngman

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