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Quotes by Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

~ Jay Leno


As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.

~ Jay Leno


Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

~ Jay Leno


I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

~ Jay Leno


My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

~ Jay Leno


I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

~ Jay Leno


The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

~ Jay Leno


Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

~ Jay Leno


As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.

~ Jay Leno


My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

~ Jay Leno


The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

~ Jay Leno


The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

~ Jay Leno


Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

~ Jay Leno

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