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Quotes by Mark Twain

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

~ Mark Twain


The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

~ Mark Twain


Golf is a good walk spoiled.

~ Mark Twain


It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

~ Mark Twain


All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

~ Mark Twain


Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

~ Mark Twain


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

~ Mark Twain


Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

~ Mark Twain


Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

~ Mark Twain


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

~ Mark Twain


Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

~ Mark Twain


Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

~ Mark Twain


Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

~ Mark Twain


There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

~ Mark Twain


Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

~ Mark Twain


Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

~ Mark Twain


Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

~ Mark Twain


Golf is a good walk spoiled.

~ Mark Twain


Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

~ Mark Twain


The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

~ Mark Twain


Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

~ Mark Twain


Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

~ Mark Twain


Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

~ Mark Twain


Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

~ Mark Twain


Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

~ Mark Twain


Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

~ Mark Twain


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

~ Mark Twain


Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

~ Mark Twain


Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

~ Mark Twain


Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

~ Mark Twain


My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

~ Mark Twain


Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.

~ Mark Twain


There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

~ Mark Twain


Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

~ Mark Twain


The report of my death was an exaggeration.

~ Mark Twain


Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

~ Mark Twain


Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

~ Mark Twain


By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

~ Mark Twain


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

~ Mark Twain


Golf is a good walk spoiled.

~ Mark Twain


You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

~ Mark Twain


It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

~ Mark Twain


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

~ Mark Twain


It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

~ Mark Twain


Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

~ Mark Twain


Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

~ Mark Twain


Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

~ Mark Twain


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

~ Mark Twain


Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

~ Mark Twain


If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

~ Mark Twain


Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

~ Mark Twain

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