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Quotes by Mitch Hedberg

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

~ Mitch Hedberg


I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

~ Mitch Hedberg


Your curveball won't curve. Because you're twelve.

~ Mitch Hedberg


My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

~ Mitch Hedberg

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