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Quotes by Russell Baker

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

~ Russell Baker


Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

~ Russell Baker


The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

~ Russell Baker

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