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Quotes by Unknown

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

~ Unknown


Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

~ Unknown


Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

~ Unknown


An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

~ Unknown


A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.

~ Unknown


Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

~ Unknown


A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

~ Unknown


Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

~ Unknown


Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

~ Unknown


Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

~ Unknown


Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

~ Unknown


Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

~ Unknown


A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.

~ Unknown


Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

~ Unknown


My Karma ran over your dogma.

~ Unknown


What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

~ Unknown


In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.

~ Unknown


A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

~ Unknown


Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

~ Unknown


A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

~ Unknown


Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?

~ Unknown


Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

~ Unknown


Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

~ Unknown


Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

~ Unknown


All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

~ Unknown


My Karma ran over your dogma.

~ Unknown


Fools rush in where fools have been before.

~ Unknown


Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

~ Unknown


I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'

~ Unknown


Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

~ Unknown

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