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Quotes by W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

~ W. C. Fields


I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

~ W. C. Fields


Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

~ W. C. Fields


Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields


I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

~ W. C. Fields


A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

~ W. C. Fields


I like children - fried.

~ W. C. Fields


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

~ W. C. Fields


Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

~ W. C. Fields


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

~ W. C. Fields


I like children - fried.

~ W. C. Fields


A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

~ W. C. Fields


Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

~ W. C. Fields


Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

~ W. C. Fields


Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields


I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

~ W. C. Fields


I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

~ W. C. Fields


Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

~ W. C. Fields


I like children - fried.

~ W. C. Fields


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

~ W. C. Fields


Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields


Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

~ W. C. Fields


I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

~ W. C. Fields


Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

~ W. C. Fields


I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

~ W. C. Fields


I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

~ W. C. Fields


Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

~ W. C. Fields

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