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Quotes by Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

~ Woody Allen


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

~ Woody Allen


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~ Woody Allen


I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

~ Woody Allen


The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

~ Woody Allen


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

~ Woody Allen


If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

~ Woody Allen


Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

~ Woody Allen


Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

~ Woody Allen


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

~ Woody Allen


Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

~ Woody Allen


What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

~ Woody Allen


There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

~ Woody Allen


If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

~ Woody Allen


Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

~ Woody Allen


Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

~ Woody Allen


Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

~ Woody Allen


I am at two with nature.

~ Woody Allen


Eighty percent of success is showing up.

~ Woody Allen


Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

~ Woody Allen


I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

~ Woody Allen


I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

~ Woody Allen


On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

~ Woody Allen


Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

~ Woody Allen


Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

~ Woody Allen


Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

~ Woody Allen


Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

~ Woody Allen


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~ Woody Allen


If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

~ Woody Allen


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~ Woody Allen


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

~ Woody Allen


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

~ Woody Allen


More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

~ Woody Allen


Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

~ Woody Allen


Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

~ Woody Allen


Eighty percent of success is showing up.

~ Woody Allen


How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

~ Woody Allen


If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

~ Woody Allen


There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

~ Woody Allen


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~ Woody Allen

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